someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe
when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear
what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
“wow I sure had a thing for boats”
this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg
kinda pissed about not being a mermaid
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
This accurately describes my life.